Hippo's Eye

This morning, I was watching a wildlife show on TV.
I love animals.

This was Hippopotamus Day.

Have you ever seen the rolls of flab on those things?
I thought to myself during this one close-up shot of the hippo's eye, "Man he looks like he's winkin' at me!"

I looked away for a second, and looking back, I realized, WAIT A MINUTE!

That AIN'T NO HIPPO'S EYE.....And it SURE AIN'T WINKIN' AT ME!!!

Turns out, I was lookin' at the wrong end of the hippopotamus!!!

Is this an indication of how the rest of my day is gonna' turn out?

And it was!

ARRRGHHH!!!

Askin' Don't Mean Gettin'!! Nope...!!! Unh Unh!!

Um....No dime yet today!!