Weird Trip To The Grocery Store

So,

I was at the back of our local grocery store when I heard this huge commotion.....

I looked around the corner of the dog food section, to see this dude with a cane.

I watched him, curiously, as he raked his cane across the shelves from one end to the other. Cans and jars were being knocked over....some crashed to the floor!

I continued to watch for a while.....

As I moved a little closer, I noticed it was a white cane.....

Ahhh.....The man was blind!.... (or sight challenged).

The MESS, was unsightly!!

Just then, the Store Manager, a lanky, balding, big-toothed fellow, came storming around the corner and snapped,

"CAN I HELP YOU?"

The blind man mildly responded,

"No, thankyou, I'm just looking!"

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Then, not more than five minutes later, I was up at the cash to check out.

A dude in front of me asked the cashier, "How much is this carton of milk?"

She replied, "Three Dollars and Forty-Nine Cents".

He said, "That's kinda' high!"

He then asked, "How much is a small carton of milk?"

She stated, with a somewhat sarcastic tone, "It's around a buck cheaper".

The dude, paused for a moment... "Gee, that's kinda' high, too!"

I stood there and watched, as he shuffled around....milk carton in hand....unsure what to do....

The cashier was getting obviously impatient....and with her hands on her hips and raised eyebrows, she got ruder to the duder.

"ARE YOU BUYING IT, OR WHAT?"

He slammed the carton of milk down, and said,

"What's that in the middle of your forehead?"

The pissed off cashier barked, "IT'S A MOLE, WHY?"

The dude, looked back at me, as if to garner agreement from me.....

"Holy Moley!.....I thought it was your A.....hole!!

Everything ELSE is is so f.....in' high around
here.......!!"